Hare-brained Dumb and Dumber

- Hey the first of us who make Elly run madly win!

- We try that a hundred times now, she doesn’t seem to want to move from here, let’s try something more funny.

- Let’s hunt cats then, like the ravens do! That will be definitively funnier!

- Don’t try to copy those madbirds! You’re way not smart enough for that, it’ll just kill you.

- Hey! Don’t try to take the role of the smartest bird! I know you’re dumber than me!

- Exactly, that’s how I know it’s too dangerous! Because I tried it!

- You tried? And then and then?

- And then? Let me say, the problem isn’t the grabbing, that’s just simple enough, but then, you’re on the air, with a mad ball of fur, way heavier than you are, biting, and slashing nonstop, clawing at you all the time when you desperately tried to gain altitude. I never lost so much of my feathers in my life. Even when I tried to drop it, it didn’t work because that nasty beast wouldn’t want to let it go! I tried to crash on a tree on a last recourse and suddenly, that damn cat was jumping from me to the tree, cover with my blood and feathers. Understand, ooh, wisest bird! That it let me live. I spent a few weeks recovering from that encounter.

- Nasty, no cats then.

- No cats!

- And dogs?

- Dogs? Ow. Maybe, if they’re not too big.

- Dogs it is then! Let’s go hunting! I’ll win today!

- Only in your dream! You can’t even grab a mouse without my help!

- How rude! Let me remind you of the rabbit from the other day!

- He was already dead! That’s why I dropped it!

- Of course, you need excuses! Would it be worse to acknowledge my supremacy over you?

- Dumb-ass! I told you it was already dead! That’s why I released it!

- Of course, of course, if it can ease your mind thinking that way.

- Hoï silly head! Didn’t your mother never told you to never eat dead meat!

- Indeed she did! But it’s not the subject here!

- Oh dear! And he claims I’m the dumbest.

- Hey, that’s a fact!

- Oh dear!